ALL OF A FLUTTER
by Bouncing Bertie Boffin
When I think of you Addi, so large yet so sweet
My heart starts a pounding. It will not behave
In the regular way. So strong are its beats
I believe I've produced gravitational waves.
These faint fluctuations will surely distort
The space-time continuum betwixt you and me.
I know you will feel them; a lass of your sort
Has the requisite fine sensitivity.
In my mind I imagine old Einstein is smiling
His forecasts are all now proved right.
And you dearest Addi, I find most beguiling;
So massive, so dense and so white.
PS Gosh I am so excited about joining Addi on our unique Blogville Valentine's Day Parade float on Sunday 14th Feb.
Oh you are so romantic Bertie, Addi will be making her own gravity waves as she leaps around in joy after reading your poem( a bit like Dad last night when he made gravity waves accidentally kicking over my water bowl- although his weren't joyful!)
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Princess Leah xxx
Gorgeous poem. We're sure the waves will move the earth.... Wait just a minute. We saw the waves on the news this morning, aren't they caused by two black holes?
ReplyDeleteI are not shure if callin a girl "massive" and "dense" are really da way to go Bertie.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely poem.
ReplyDeleteI smiled with mr. einstein, bertie you are a paw-etry eggs-pert!
ReplyDeletethe perfect blending of scientist and romantic - we know she will love it :)
ReplyDeleteOH Bertie. That is beautiful. Tell your Mum that we are sending your URL to our friend Sue, whose baby boy works in the lab in Washington State where the research is a-happening. We think your wonderful poem will inspire him.
ReplyDeletegussie
Oh wow, I feel most honoured!
DeleteGail tells me she cycled round the edge of the Hanford, Washington site on her vacation last year, but did not then realise it was home to one of the Ligo labs!
A splendid verse, Gail and Bertie!
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ReplyDeleteBertie lad, you are undoubtedly a realistic romantic...
And so very glad you found a way to bring forth this fantastic piece of news!!! HUgs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Science AND romance??? You are quite a catch, Bertie!! We are sure Addi is going to love your Valentine!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
great poem, you describe her to a t and so romantic! I heard about these waves and immediately thought of you!
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Bertie you are one smooth talking WFT....Jumpin' Catfish. I think if science professors would do all their lectures via poetry they would have waiting list for their classes. We learned a lot by reading this verse to your sweet Addi
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
"So large yet to sweet" . . . OMD! Mom fell off her chair and can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteKeep Calm & Bark On!
Murphy & Stanley
Um.... I thought grrls usually didn't like being called massive? But otherwise your poem is very sweet and timely!
ReplyDeleteOh my dear Bertie.....that was so sweet. I felt the earth move under my paws......you are so outta this world......i just loved it.
ReplyDeleteAnd dont worry you guys about the massive, large and dense....I dont find it offending after all I am what I am. Im just so proud to have a guy that appreciates me for what I am.
Love
Addi
Cant wait until tomorrow.
I mean Sunday.....I am mesmerized by this wonderful poem
DeleteAddi
Oh Addi, my gorgeous, we understand each other so well!
DeleteAhhhhh so cute
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Lily & Edward
The Ark and I are going to miss it this year.... COS MUM NEVER got her finger out in time... butts, we can watch you. Luvs Freya and Ark XX
ReplyDeleteWhat a gorgeous poem!
ReplyDeleteThat is beautiful! I have so much to learn about girls. Happy Valentines DAy
ReplyDeleteZiggy Out!
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! I hope Addi likes your poem!
ReplyDeletePawsome poem, Bertie!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day to my favorite dog-son.
xo
Tootsie
Those were some mighty special words for a very special valentine 'Addi'!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a smooth operator, Bertie!
Wyatt
Bertie did you know Love is a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. Oh No you have a weak brains.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day
Sweet William The Scot