Do you think there's any chance I could persuade Gail to take me on the Wooferendum March on Parliament in London next Sunday?
Oh how I would love to take part.
I fear she might think it expensive to travel down specially from Aberdeen.
But I would only demand a First Class ticket on the train and overnight accommodation at London's most dog-friendly five star hotel.
Cheap at the price if it were to help stop Brexit, don't you think?
PS I'm writing this from prison, Gail having most inconsiderately gone away for a few days with my main alternate carer Yvonne. They sent me these pictures. Can anyone help me find them?
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