If you should happen to step in a Scottish bog:
Then the correct procedure is to find a wee lochan* with clear water and a stony base, and wash your paws off before jumping all over your favourite human.
Believe me, they prefer 'wet and clean' to 'wet and muddy'!
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A small loch.
Bertie, maybe this could be your second lesson for Horatio. Will email you details of our holiday to dee side in May. Would be great to meet up again.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to hearing from you.
DeleteBertie - On the way back to the car it's quite easy to go from wet and clean to wet and muddy.
ReplyDeleteWet and clean is preferable--but we usually get muddy getting back to the car, or house.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
But Bertie my man, where is the fun in that?! Deccy x
ReplyDeleteThat is so considerate of you Bertie. I just come in with the muddy paws and leave prints on the hallway BUT I do not to jump on her with muddy feet, I learned that the hard way!! bol
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jazzi
What about when the "jumpee" is not your mom, but a stranger met on the way home, a stranger wearing clean white pants?
ReplyDeleteWirey love,
Jake and Just Harry
My take on the matter:
ReplyDeleteRoll in it! BOL!
Lotsalicks
Your buddy
TOBY IN SOUTH AFRICA
After stepping out of the small loch, just get in that grass, flip over on your back and allow the sun to dry your feeties, Bertie. I don't like dirty wet feets, or wet, wet feets. You might want to carry a towell with you.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Stella
You're assuming we have sun here in Scotland....
DeleteYou look SO handsome and manly in that first photo all covered with mud!! We're glad to know that you try to follow the rules, though, Bertie. Or at least that you know what they are!!
ReplyDelete-Bart and Ruby
How considerate you are Bertie
ReplyDeleteUrban Hounds
You are very good to your humans, Bertie!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Hi Bertie, must have been a day for muddy paws. I ran inside with mud and made a fabulous pattern all over the carpet which wasn't appreciated at all! Sheesh. Can't please everyone I suppose. Hope your weekend is fine. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteI think I got it. Walk on mud, walk on furniture, walk in water.
ReplyDeleteOr was it walk on furniture, walk in water, walk on mud?
I'm working on it.
Slobbers,
Mango
That was very considerate of you Bertie tromping around in the loch to remove the muck from the bog. ;) Looks like you almost got sucked down in the muck like quicksand. :O Spooky! Careful out there furiend :)
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
Hey Bertie!
ReplyDeleteWow, so that's what I've been doing wrong all this time! No wonder my peeps have been grouching and screaming at me so much. Hmmmmm. I thought they'd be proud of my hard yard work.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
You can't beat a bit of mud action!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend
Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx
LOL, so adorable! I wish we had a wee loch to wash our feet in Our yard is just a big puddle, but walking through it only makes you muddier. The Mama doesn't seem to appreciate that much.
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ReplyDeleteThank you fow that advices..I haven't seen any bogs yet, but will look fow some..I'm afwaid if I find the mud though, I might have twouble finding such lovelcleew watew to wash my paws in.
Gail must be vewy happy that you have such good eti kett
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Nice blog and nice pictures!!!
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