Well, I'm telling you. Do NOT let your humans anywhere near this new silent film 'The Artist'. They could come back with all sorts of worrying notions.
No Gail I can't do that.
But I can growl.
And no, I am not going to be mollified by being told the dog was totally the star of the show. Why ever might you imagine it could be otherwise?
I'm thinking my readers might now want to watch a wee movie filmed on my walk yesterday afternoon, in which I am the main attraction.
Well OK, me and the sounds of the wind and the tinkling of ice fragments on the loch.