I have a different view.
A mundane morning walk in the park becomes a big adventure; the familiar rendered unfamiliar by the cloak of darkness; one’s other senses heightened; one’s regular terrier alertness supercharged.
And I’ll tell you what’s even better.
It can happen that your human forgets to put on her glasses and also forgets to attach the pink light to your collar, and then, on reaching the park she lets you off your lead as usual, neglects to keep her eye on you as she ponders a work-related problem, and, joy of joys, she fails to notice that you have slipped away into a dense shrubbery and disappeared from view.
Selective deafness kicks in (the heightened senses having conveniently failed you at this juncture) as your human calls ‘with animation’* but to no avail, and it is not until you have nearly circumnavigated the park that your excited owner locates you again and firmly clips on the walking string.
Oh yes, gosh, early morning walks can be such fun!
I do hope Gail’s boss is properly appreciative of my role in ensuring that Gail is well and truly wide awake by the time she arrives at work. (A bonus payment would perhaps be appropriate?)
*I must thank my Down Under friends Stella and Rory for introducing me earlier this week to the concept of our humans calling "with animation".
We're not allowed out until SHE can see our leads to untangle them.......so we go at first light. Would have loved to see Gail trying to get your attention. Maybe next time you can put the pink light on her...
ReplyDeleteHehe, what a great idea Bertie, I will try this out as soon as possible!
ReplyDeleteOn a scientific note, and I nose yous just the pup to advise on this Bertie, I finks SMELL better in the dark, can that be true? I always sniff more in the dark anyway
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Well being a scientist I must caution against anecdotal evidence and small sample sizes, but I DEFINITELY find my sense of smell is heightened after dark. Perhaps we could get a big grant to do some proper research?
DeletePINK! You let her put a PINK light on you. The indignity of it all. I think you deserve a make-good treat for the humiliation and scorn.
ReplyDeleteGUS!
Gus my friend, Gail says that a dog who is confident in his own masculinity will not have a problem wearing pink...
DeleteHear-hear, Bertie. The exact reason why I have a pink water dish!
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that's a super idea to be the light in the darkness for my staff... then she will follow the light and we go only to places I like... brilliant, huh?
ReplyDeleteOMDogness! I never realized being out in the dark could be so much fun! I'm usually hiding under the blankets until at least noon! Good Job, Bertie!
ReplyDeleteOh, that DOES sound exciting!! Jessie tried out some excitement yesterday when Momma let her out back and the gate was open for some reason. I'm not sure if Momma's heart could stand any more excitement just yet.
ReplyDeleteOh, that DOES sound exciting!! Jessie tried out some excitement yesterday when Momma let her out back and the gate was open for some reason. I'm not sure if Momma's heart could stand any more excitement just yet.
ReplyDeleteHey Bertie!
ReplyDeleteWow, that's a super idea! Anything that will allow us some true freedom and running time is a great thingy. I am also a proud practitioner of the selective deafness routine. Works wonders. BOL
Grr and Woof,
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OH MY WORD Bertie...why is it your problem Gail got lost and could not find you. YOU knew exactly where you were and where she was. That is what counts!
ReplyDeleteCalling with animation...is that when one is called by one's entire name with a few other words at the end?
Oh we love it.
Hugs madi your bfff
We don't really like dark mornings cause the boogey man can be in the dark. Moms are useless with out their glasses
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Calling with ANIMATION... now that is one we MUST try to have MOM ...Attempt... BaaaaWaaaah.
ReplyDeleteAs fur the PINK light... that is you being in touch with your SOFTER Side... and we think you do it WELL, Bertie...
OMD WE think thingys might just smell better after Dark Also... so we HOPE that you pawsue a Grant fur doing Further Insniffigation into this Paw nom in nom.
We would be glad to help in any way Pawsible with the research... Should you be GRANTED the Grant, that is.
Hello, Bertie! Am I the lone voice sympathizing with Gail? While you were off on adventures, she was beside herself (well, you know what I mean). Perhaps next time you could take her with you? Then, you both would be having a good time!
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ReplyDeleteMy word Bertie lad... you are testing Gail's med signs at such times; BP, heart rate, lung function, muscular reflex... definitely a waker-upper! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Bertie, I, Hailey think that dark walks are awesome, but Phod is a little scared.
ReplyDeleteMama is soooooo glad we have a backyard and doggie door!! We think you are doing a great job exercising Gail's mentals!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo