Alex SALMONd (leader of the Scottish Nationalist Party)
Nicola STURGEON (deputy leader of the SNP)
Whereas you have to love a campaign called Better Together and led by a man with the name Alistair DARLING. After all, there's nothing wrong with having some white furs and some black ones.
I, Bertie, am coming to the conclusion that Scotland is BETTER TOGETHER with the rest of the UK.
And I think our First Minister Mr Salmond needs to be PUTIN his place. Give that man a ticket Moscow.