I want to tell you how very annoyed I am!
Just occasionally, inexplicably, Gail suffers from the delusion that going out for the evening will be a better and more entertaining option than staying in and watching my antics. Incredible, I know, but true.
Well last night was just such an occasion.
Can you believe that she went to see a film called 'Winter's Bone'? Yes that's right, a film seemingly about a bone! And she left me behind.
It gets worse.
She came back to my usual enthusiastic and vociferous greeting (yes, I do try to remember to sulk, but it doesn't come naturally) and she said "well it was just like being at home really, every scene was played out against a background chorus of barking dogs".
Was this perhaps a reference to my regular eveningtide conversations with next door's springer spaniel Molly?
Maybe. Anyway, eventually, Gail will learn the lesson. You really can't beat a night in with me!
Oh and another thing. People in the park keep saying I look like a teddy bear. Can you see the resemblance?
PS A reminder - you still have a week to apply to join my field trip - see previous post. BBB.