Monday 25 November 2019

In praise of puppies with weak bladders.....


And no it's not just that they make us mature and 'reliable' types look good. Although that's true too.

Let me explain.

Last week Gail had to go to work on what's her normal day off, to attend a meeting about something called 'Glendronach' (but not the whisky apparently). It happened that one key participant in the meeting was puppy-sitting that day, his wife and children being away in Glasgow. So four month old Labrador Jack had been left in the back of this gentleman's pristine Land Rover Discovery while the meeting was taking place.

The meeting dragged on, as these affairs are prone to do. Gail says she could see Jack's owner looking increasingly twitchy, almost certainly anticipating his wife's reaction in the event of an 'accident' in the Discovery. Eventually, the discussion paused for a nanosecond, and Jack's owner butted in, his voice sounding on the surface calm and decisive, but with undertones of panic: "Thank you everyone, that was a very useful session and I think we can now bring the meeting to a close. We'll convene again next week."

Which meant that Gail was home earlier than would otherwise have been the case, even before it was dark, and so I was treated to an extra walk around the park.

THANK YOU JACK!


7 comments:

  1. we think that was a super idea Jack had... all meetings should have a jack... so they become jack-pots LOL

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  2. Bless Jack's owner for bringing that meeting to an end so he could attend to Jack. My mom is one of those who is always worrying that it's been too long since I last pee'd.

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  3. Bertie how ironic...I can 10000% identify with Jack..wink wink
    Hugs Cecilia

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  4. That story had a GREAT ending! Thanks to Jack!

    Kiki and Rosie!

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  5. Does Gail know if there was very much of the Discovery left intact?
    My hooman left Coppa, one of my ancestors, in her car when he was about 3 months old. She was only gone for about 10 minutes and when she came back there was a crowd round her car. Very nice for him to be admired, but when she got in the car she found that the seatbelts, hand brake and part of the upholstery had been chewed up! He'd chewed through his harness attaching him to the seat and had a wonderful time !

    Love,
    Inca xx

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  6. Peeing in the car is a great way to make sure your parents don't leave you alone for too long.

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  7. Oh poor Jack...that'll teach the peeps to leave the pup in the car too long! BOL!!!
    At least you got the good end of the lollipop, so to speak! heheheee
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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