OK now I want to make things quite clear here. I agreed JUST THIS ONCE to wear a bandana to show my support for Scotland in their remaining Rugby World Cup fixtures.
This is not a precedent, the thin end of the wedge, the slippery slope to wearing a tutu, no sir!
But oh I am so excited about this rugby tournament. If fact I am quite prepared to fly out to New Zealand and offer my services to the Scotland team. I have been practicing my tackling and rucking and scrummaging skills on the back lawn and would be ready and willing to bite any opponent if required. What I lack in bulk and paw-to-eye co-ordination I make up for in spades with terrier attitude.
PS Gail assures me that the bandana doesn't look at all girlie. She is telling the truth isn't she? Don't laugh.