Monday 25 July 2011

What kind of a present is THAT!

So Gail goes all the way to Newfoundland and this is my reward...

"Well Bertie", she says, "you seem so fond of eating sheep droppings, I thought Puffin Poop would be just the perfect thing for you."

Friends, I've been missing you all, and am so looking forward to catching up with your news.

22 comments:

  1. Not much of a gift and, frankly, a bit insulting to your sweet breath. I think some human has a bit of explaining to do.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  2. Aw, Bertie, I am sure now that she's back you'll be able to guilt her in to other gifts, too!!

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  3. You must really be in her bad books Bertie, as I always thought raisins were poisonous for dogs to eat, and Gail has brought you back some disguised ones and claimed they are a gift!

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  4. At least she could have brought you back a real puffin. They're very cute.

    Wirey woofs,

    Jake and Just Harry

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  5. Yogurt flavoured raisins ?

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  6. PUFFIN POOP????? Oh geez...what next! (Dey do look kind of tasty though). Hmmmmm!

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  7. Oh Bertie, that sucks!! At least she didn't bring you a t-shirt... Glad you're back :-)

    -Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

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  8. Thats it Puffin Poop? What about Newfoundland Sheep Poop? Or I don't know how bout Reindeer Poop jerky sticks?

    Kinda cheap?

    Happy Monday!

    woos, Tessa

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  9. hey Bertie,

    If they feed the Puffins yummy food, like bacon and bunnies, then the Puffin Poop will be an excellent treat! If the taste is boring, then just roll around in it before running into the house and jumping on the couch! ;-> It is sweet that Gail at least thought of you!

    Glad you are back from your "special vacation residence" and that Gail returned safely home, and did not endure too much of our current sweltering North American heat. :->

    Suka

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  10. I expect she's keeping some suprises back Bertoe ;-) They look good enough to eat though! Dex and Lou xxx

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  11. Puffin poop looks interesting. We're glad you're home again Bertie.....king of your castle.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man we are hiccuping from laughing so hard...Love A+A

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  13. Bertie... this is just AWFUL... She brought you Puffin Poop??? What is the deal? Well, I suppose you could hide some of it.. in her shoes or pull it out in front of COMPANY or something. You Poor guy!!!

    I have missed you something Fierce!!

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  14. Hmm, doesn't seem like a very nice gift. I might prefer no present to one of poop! Glad to see you back.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  15. Oh my goodness, child abuse
    Benny & Lily

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  16. If we were you Bertie we would go and have a good sniff in Gail's suitcase, she must have something hidden in there for you. A new stuffie perhaps?

    Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

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  17. Go on strike Bertie, until the real presents are delivered! Welcome back Gail.

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  18. Our humans have a saying about "It's the thought that counts", but in this case...what exactly was the thought?
    It's great to see you back, Bertie Bud. Your fur sure is....well....furry! BOL!
    Lotsalicks
    TOBY IN SOUTH AFRICA

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  19. Poor Bertie!! I think you need a redo on the gift, i'm just sayin......

    Oh you gotta go and check out Hamish. He is a new blogger and smart as a whip, just like your Hamish!!
    http://hamishmctavish.blogspot.com
    He is working on the case of the missing professor, you will have to read a few past post!

    wags
    Jazzi

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  20. Hmmm mm, what is exactly is in "Puffin Poop" looks gross to me. Not at all like delicious sheep patties. Your Gail must be losing her mind.

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  21. You know she loves you really!

    Love and licks, Winnie

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