So Gail, I see we now have three tubes of my toothpaste. Why is that?
Er, well to be honest Bertie, when I was in the pet supplies shop earlier today I remembered that we are near the end of the current tube, but I forgot we already had one in reserve.
Hmmm. Three tubes represents an awful lot of tooth brushing. As you know, it is not my favourite process, but I'll concede the liver flavouring does make the toothpaste taste quite nice.
Well I'm pleased it meets with your approval Bertie.
I have an idea Gail. You should use the toothpaste yourself! That would help deal with the surplus. After all, I have noticed you are quite thorough and enthusiastic in your approach to dental hygiene, and I know you like liver almost as much as I do.
Honestly Gail, I am quite happy to share.
Now why are you making that face Gail?
Dear readers, does your human ever reject your well-intentioned and generous offers for no good reason?
And has your human ever tried your toothpaste?