Monday, 22 May 2017

Home sweet home

Cuddles and ear scritches are all very well…

…but I am absolutely going to insist on a visit to the bar at Inverness railway station very soon.

(We all knew these so-called "cycling trips" were just a front, didn't we?)

PS Can you believe Gail is now making rude comments about my personal hygiene and saying I must have been doused with some special "antidote to kennel odour" spray before I was released from Fairways Pet Haven...


  1. Hari OM
    OMD Bertie lad, that sounds like Gail is working up to water-boarding you!!! (Bet you're glad she's back safe and sound though... aren't you???) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  2. Your cuddle picture was the first that popped up this morning. So happy your world is back in order...again! We think you should visit Bertie's Bar. We're sure they'd LOVE you.

  3. She is just trying to avoid talking about how she abandoned you for 87 days without food or water
    Lily & Edward

  4. Hey Bertie and I am so very happy that your Gail is home. OMCs a Bertie Bar. Wonder if it serves Nipitinis? I think I smell a bath in your future....I hope that smell isn't girlie. MOLMOLMOL
    Hugs madi your bfff

  5. Woohoo, Gails home!!!! Alls well in the world
    Ummm, can I join you fur a pie and a pint please Bertie? Make mine a Pint of Heavy please
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  6. She left you there, she should have to pay the price for that.
    Seeing Gail home gives us hope that Lady will eventually return.

  7. We are so happy you and Gail are together again! Life is good!
    Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  8. ... that sounds like the water-torture... uhoh! Butt maybe you can have some drinks at your Bar before that day becomes a wet-nesday for you?

  9. Bertie - Are we going to have to start referring to you as 'Posh Pooch ?'.

  10. I can't believe Gail abandoned you and then has the NERVE to complain about how you smell!

  11. Gosh Bertie, you must be very famous to have a bar named after you ! I think, too, that Gail is working up to giving you a dreaded bath !

    Inca xx

  12. We think Gail owes you and should not speak poorly of your fragrance!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  13. Fancy having a Bar named after you. Has to be on your list of "must visits"