Thursday, 15 December 2016

No costume necessary

Friends, I have a confession to make.

I guess I am not the only chap in a long term relationship to be guilty occasionally of taking his beloved partner for granted.

Can you believe it is nigh on five years since I enjoyed my first ever date with my massively gorgeous girl Addi?  Some of you may recall that the date turned out to be, quite literally, a blast....

Well since that time we have enjoyed several more adventures together and settled into a routine of mutual admiration from afar.

But then on Saturday, I saw this photo on Oreo's blog and my heart missed a beat as I remembered all over again why I first fell for Addi.

Is she not the most adorably beautiful figure of an American bulldog ever to walk this earth?

It occurs to me that every minute I spend away from my girl is a wasted minute.

Look at her magnificent jawline! Her intelligent and thoughtful expression! The set of those long and  graceful  paws! And above all, the vast and smooth expanse of pure white belly...

Oh Addi, I do hope you still feel the same about me. Us boffin types are not always the best at expressing our emotions, but I want you to know how much you have meant to me over the years.

Addi, will you do the honour of accompanying me to Dory's 13th Birthday Party and Holiday Gala?

I am confident that Dory will understand if you chose not to wear a costume for the occasion - after all, it would surely be sacrilege to cover up even one single square inch of your stupendous figure. And to be honest, I too prefer to remain 'au naturel' if given the choice.

Please Addi, say you will come, and make me again the happiest dog in Scotland  the Universe.


  1. Crikey Bertie .... you'll be right, mate!! No sheila could resist your charms, aye?? She sure is one good looking sheila. You're a mighty lucky bloke!!

  2. Oh my dear Bertie.
    Id love to go with you. One of the best things about our relationship is That we like the real and natural of the furs.
    Yes.....we always have so much fun together.


    1. Oh thank you thank you thank you Addi. I just can't wait!

  3. she is beautiful and we love her fabulous furs and her paws and her ears and her beautiful eyes... and we hope so much she says yes and you can dance with her all the night at dory's pawty...

  4. Oooh Bertie - you smooth talking charmer ! Addi is beautiful, we won't deny it, and we couldn't compete with her svelte figure (not when one of us has had 26 puppies !). What about all your other girlie fans whose heart's beat just that little bit faster every time they see your photo? Spare us all a thought, but hey, we won't hold a grudge - enjoy Dory's party....

  5. That was from us - Petite-Chose and Inca xx

  6. Hari om
    Brtie lad, I see the lady could not resist and has responded pawsitiffly... it is heartening to see such enduring tenderness!!! Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

  7. I am sure she will agree to be your date Bertie. Have fun with your beautiful Addi. Nose licks and love from Moth xx

  8. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BERTIE...OMCs that is absolutely 100% the most romantic post I have ever ever ever read. I expect Addi is doing cartwheels and rooooing her YESES toward the East over the pond and you will hear it clear as a bell. BOFFIN types for for sure wordsmiths when it comes to saying how they feel. Bravo good buddy.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  9. HOLY GWALK A MOLEY BERTIE... you ROMANTIC you. WOW you REALLY did SING Addi's Praises and you didn't even have a FULL MOON to help you do it.
    Darn buddy, we are SURE that Addi will say YES... how could she NOT after THIS invitation. WHEW... We had to FAN our Lap top... so it would NOT Melt.

  10. Wow, you're really a charmer, Bertie! No gal could resist that invitation.

  11. We are sure Addi is on her way. You probably have the gals waiting in line
    Lily & Edward

  12. Stunning shed be a fool to say no

    Ps we saw your question about big dogs in the line to see Santa and yes there where some a cute pitbul and a german shepherd and some rotweillers but they where in the back of the line and not anywhere near us, we saw them when we left

  13. Wow, how could she say no!?! She is the prettiest girl in the universe, you are a lucky dog, Bertie!


  14. There is no way Addi could say no to that glorious tribute! (Will you be firing up the tank?)

  15. We hope for you that she says YES ! Purrs

  16. You expressed yourself well and we are sure she will say YES!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  17. Bertie I hope the meds have healed your itchy feets and calmed the snoring.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  18. We can't wait to see you both at the pawty...and you know you can wear anything, or nothing at all to any Blogvlle pawty!!

  19. Aww, I bet she will come with you, how could she refuse?