Wednesday, 13 May 2015

An exciting few days ahead...

I know that many of you have been worrying about my Human Granny, and wanting to know how she is doing.

Fret no longer, dearest friends. Gail and I are travelling down to Nottingham in a couple of days time and, oh I am just bouncing with excitement at the thought of seeing her again. I promise faithfully give her lots of loving licks, and you a prompt and accurate report of our visit.

Meanwhile, in the parallel universe that is Blogville…

My case against Gail's Big Boss (click here if you missed the post explaining my grievance) is coming to Judge Hizzonor Frankie Furter's Court of Common Fleas very shortly. Do keep an eye on his blog. I believe that Ernie the Attorney and his fond but feisty assistant Roxy are already working on their, er, briefs …


  1. Your case is in safe paws.

    We have been wondering about Human Granny. We know you'll just make her day....

  2. Howdy Bertie. We have been wondering about your Granny so are glad your are going to visit. There should be No Worries when you go to court with Ernie the Attorney. No worries and love Stella and Rory

  3. Hari OM
    That _is_ good news Bertie lad; I assume this will be a train trip again? Safe travelling to you and Gail.

    As to the other matter (isn't if fun living in alternate worlds???) I cannot think of a better judge and lawyer to cover your case. Fur surten shure, yousa gonna win da round! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

    1. pee ess; personally, I am just looking forward to the sound of the THWAPPER.... jus' sayin'...

  4. How exciting, a trip to Nottingham! Mum nearly did that last night, was late home, fell asleep on the train but luckily she did wake up before her stop or she would have been Nottingham to meet you!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  5. Oh please give your granny a hug from me too.... and I can't wait to see that boss in front of the court... do you think 3 bags with popcorn are enough for the great show? or shall I buy 4?
    easy rider

  6. Enjoy your time with Granny! I hope she is feeling well and fine. I'm sure the boys will take care of your case while you are gone.

  7. WooHoo Bertie you and Gail are going over the hills and dales to see that precious Human Granny. I'm excited and I'm not even going. Please give her a head butt from me and a hug from my mom.

    Good buddy if you and your WFT tail need a character witness for the trial give me a holler.
    Hugs Madi your bfff

  8. Human Granny will be so happy to see you both again - we sure hope she is doing better.

  9. Please tell your Grandma that WE said HI. We know she will be THRILLED to see YOU... and Miss Gail.

    FEISTY.... you nailed it there... My Roxy is a FEISTY FOXY Gal fur SURE.... She is quite the task mistress... Just Saying, Ernie YOUR Attorney.

  10. so glass that you will be visiting granny

    retro rover

  11. Be sure to give Granny a BIG doxie kiss from us!

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  12. Give Granny lots of hugs...and we are sending over our lovies for her!

    The Mad Scots

  13. We were over at Ernie's place hearing about this case! We hope your HGY is doing well!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  14. Wow, bark a hello to your Grandma for me! Oh, Gail's Big Boss is in for a tough trial fur sure. YIKES. Frankie's thwapper scares me. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  15. Judge Frankie is very fair...we think your case is in good paws!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  16. Crikey Bertie ..... give your human Granny a sloppy kiss from me. I love old people. I bet she'll be mighty glad to see you.
    I've just been over to Ernies. Looks like you'll be in good hands there, aye??

  17. Happy travels - please give your human Granny our best wishes.
    We are very much looking forward to your case - we suspect it is going to be an edge-of-your-seat gripper.
    Wally & Sammy

  18. Good news ref granny visit - have an excellent time and safe trip. Will the legal process be a bit like Judge Rinder? I hope so.

  19. Bertie - HG's respond really well to licks.