Thursday, 11 December 2014

Equations for calculating floofiness


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Equation (2)


















A post inspired by a comment about Scottish weather from our dear friends Bella, Roxy and Dui.

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24 comments:

  1. Bella Roxy & Macdui11 December 2014 at 07:12

    First of all, we must compliment you on that intricate carving work on the handles of those torture tools...well done. Accolades to you and/or Hamish.

    Cannot believe that was all your fur in equation 2....does Gail save it from several groomings? Perhaps she can knit a jacket out of that and no one will even know you're wearing one.

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    1. WFT Nobby11 December 2014 at 07:54

      Gail say: OK, I admit, it was in truth the result of two stripping sessions, two months apart!

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  2. Kinley Westie11 December 2014 at 07:51

    I got hide dat groomin stuff from my momma before she gets any ideas.

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  3. Tootsie11 December 2014 at 08:50

    WE LOVE IT!

    Floofy = fluffy.

    :)
    Tootsie

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  4. Unknown11 December 2014 at 09:33

    OMD crikey pal we feel your pain. Torture pure torture. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. Julie11 December 2014 at 10:23

    I luffs those teefs marks on the combs!
    I'm having the same problem with the English wet weather, makes for very unfloofy legs !
    Loves and licky ksises
    Princess Leah xx

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  6. The Daily Pip 11 December 2014 at 12:11

    I'll say quick hello and then be off ...for fear I might be next in the de-fluffing torture session.

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  7. Yamini MacLean11 December 2014 at 12:19

    Hari OM
    OMD Bertie.... tell Gail that furstealing in winters is just WRONG. Unless of course she has knitted that new coat for you by now......... Hugs and WARMEST hugs, YAM-aunty xxx

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  8. Gus11 December 2014 at 12:50

    We applaud the sculpture on the torture tools and agree with the comments above. Plus we think you are lovely in all your iterations.

    Teka and Gussie
    (note who insisted her name go first!)

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  9. My Mind's Eye11 December 2014 at 12:54

    BRAVO BRAVO BERTIE YOUR MATH SKILLS ARE VERY IMPRESSIVE. DOES GAIL KNOW ANYONE WITH A SPINNING WHEEL? YOUR GORGEOUS FURS WOULD MAKE LOTS OF YARN....THEN GAIL COULD WEAR YOU ON HER HEAD.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  10. Frankie Furter and Ernie11 December 2014 at 13:46

    You are a Mathematician Bertie... butt we think you are ALSO an Excellent Wooden Handle Worker... BaaaWaah
    OMD is Gail saving your furs to REFILL your Stuffies with?

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  11. Cowspotdog11 December 2014 at 14:18

    at least when we get our undercoat striped we still look the same with our outer coats :) Our Mom has been collecting our furs and making into wool for a while now.

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  12. Sweet William The Scot11 December 2014 at 15:57

    Equation Minus Floofiness Equals Freezing.
    There is definitely something wrong with your peeps equation. What is her equation for freezing ones butt off. Keep chewing on those tools Bertie.
    Thank you for the card Bertie it made my Lee smile on a dismal day.
    Thanks for sticking by us during this recovery time.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  13. Matilda the Boxer11 December 2014 at 16:31

    Okay, I'm confused. *I* wear a coat because I don't have thick furs and get cold. WHY does your momma cut OFF your furs and then put you in a coat? Why doesn't she just let you keep your own furs??

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  14. Angus11 December 2014 at 19:10

    Very dapper.

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  15. Anonymous11 December 2014 at 19:59

    Not sure we understand Gails thinking here.....so you went Floof....ya need all them furs for the cold.

    The Mad Scots

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  16. Murphy11 December 2014 at 22:41

    We got scared that you might not have any furs left!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  17. Taryn11 December 2014 at 23:11

    It sure looks like you have been trying to do away with those grooming tools! I see lots of teeth marks!

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  18. Charliedownunder12 December 2014 at 03:31

    Crikey Bertie ...... good job on the tools, mate?? Those pictures reminded Mum of why she got me instead of another Wire. She's saving this post to her favourites so every time she's tempted to get me a wire brother or sister (and trust me we've talked about it) she'll change her mind. Something about arthritis in her hands!!

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  19. Scooter12 December 2014 at 04:02

    I don't think you need anything, you are perfect just the way you are Bertie

    Wags
    Addi

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  20. tubby3pug12 December 2014 at 11:38

    Now Bertie you make math fun

    retro rover

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  21. easyweimaraner12 December 2014 at 13:49

    seems you tried to give that comb a grooming too :o) My momma said she remembers that time with her fox terrier. but we couldn't do that at home, my grampy said we better bring her to a groomer then she will hate that groomer-woman and not us.
    Easy Rider

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  22. The Adventures of the LLB Gang12 December 2014 at 15:50

    Whoah...those are some pretty complicated equations...we think we say Mama's eyes glaze over (she is allergic to maths)
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  23. Asta13 December 2014 at 12:06

    Dawling Bewtie,
    as usual, you have taught me mowe skientific factses. I must say I love the maximum floofiness that you achieved wif that luvly shampoo and combs..and I'm happy to see you staying nice and wawm aftew yoow denooding.
    we have No snow, no wain, no nuffin, just cold hewe..not vewy Chwissmussy in my opinion
    smoochie kisses,Asta

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