When one is towards the end of a long train journey and tired…
…. and one's slumber is disturbed because the passenger sat opposite has his "music" on so loud the beat is clearly audible through his headphones …
…. and then said passenger removes his deck shoes to expose his hot and smelly feet…
….one is entitled to lick those feet, don't you think…?
(Between you and me, I suspect even Gail agrees. She might have said "NO Bertie don't do that" but something about her tone of voice told me she didn't really mean it.)
PS We were returning from a few days in Nottingham, checking up on Human Granny. Delighted to report that she is doing GRRREAT!
