Gail reminded me this week that I have not yet made arrangements to attend
Murphy and Stanley's K-oss Party on 14 February.
To be honest, I have been feeling so down in the dumps with my sore paw that I have not been in the party mood.
But then I had an idea!
It occurred to me that I could be taken there by ambulance, and pick up my darling
Addi on the way, if she would do me the honour of again being my partner.
How lucky that I ran into Prince William, who works as an air ambulance pilot when he is not on royal duty.
I showed him my poorly paw, put on my most mournful look, and asked if he would be prepared to transport me and Addi to the party.
And you know what? He said yes!
Gosh, I am now thinking, I wonder if, just this once, Addi might be prepared to overcome her resistance to wearing clothes, and dress up as my nurse?
A guy can always fantasize....