So there I was in the park early this morning, practicing my best terrier pose (the one that often earns me treats) when I suddenly spotted something new.
Of course I had to investigate.
What on earth are these green objects with holes in them? I had a good sniff around but was none the wiser so I looked to Gail for an explanation.
"Well Bertie I think it must be a new golf course. I did read in the newspaper that Donald Trump was planning to extend his existing horrible golf resort. You know, the one he built all over the beautiful, unique and supposedly protected area of sand dunes north of Aberdeen. I guess he has been forced to scale back his more grandiose plans, him being so busy campaigning to become president of the USA and all that, and this is the result".
Friends, please reassure me that
none of what Gail said above is actually true.
