When Gail returned from her holidays she accused me of looking "too shaggy for summer" and intimated that she'd have some free time this coming weekend for a "thorough fur stripping session".
Now I will concede that in some parts of the world, the concept of "too shaggy for summer" may actually be meaningful.
Let us see if I live in one of those areas.
Hmmm. Here is today's five day weather forecast for Aberdeen:
For those of you who like things in old money, this is the Fahrenheit version:
So now you have the relevant data, I am going to ask you to vote on the matter, as it seems to be the fashionable thing to do in this country right now.
Should my furs Remain or be taken Out?
You will find the poll at the top of the right hand sidebar.
Gail has promised to abide by your decision for at least as long as it takes an Scottish National Party supporter to say "second referendum".