By all accounts (OK, some accounts), conduct that was considered acceptable between humans a couple of decades ago is now likely to give offence.
I am wondering if the same is true for dogs?
Although it is hard to admit it, I am now a middle-aged pup, and I fear I may be losing touch with the latest thinking on these matters.
Is it still OK to greet a bitch in the park?
Indeed, is it still OK to refer to her as a bitch, or should that be 'woman dog'?
And what is the latest thinking around sniffing etiquette?
I so hope the rear end is not going to be declared a 'safe space'...
Gosh and I do enjoy licking my private parts, but maybe I must in future confine this innocent pleasure to the bedroom?
It is all so confusing for the male pup these days. Friends, can you give me some guidance, please?
