So first of all she tried to take some 'cute' photos of me sitting in the Duthie Park horse trough.
I ask you. I was not impressed. I suppose I should be grateful, at least, that the trough was empty.
We continued round the park…
...then she decided to take some photos of the recent outbreak of 'guano' by the boat pond.
What fun! For sure my readers would like to see me rolling in it…
Oh. Apparently, judging by all the shrieking, this is not what Gail had in mind. (It seems she was wanting to make a pictorial point about the unfairness of dogs taking all the blame for fouling the park.)
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PPS You may be wondering why I am wearing a wee black boot. It's 'cos I have a horrid interdigital cyst which just won't go away. I've been to the vet three times and have been taking antibiotics for weeks. We are trying hard to keep it clean and dry and covered. It was hurting me, but not so much now the infection seems to have cleared up. I'm sure Gail would appreciate any sensible and practical (and scientifically based!) advice on how to deal with this problem.