Equations for calculating floofiness

Equation (1)

 

Equation (2)

A post inspired by a comment about Scottish weather from our dear friends Bella, Roxy and Dui.

A question of cleanliness?

Hmmm?

Did I receive my annual shampoo yesterday 'cos I was especially dirty and smelly?

Or was it 'cos a certain person needed a break from helping Human Granny sort out stuff?