Gail, there is an important issue I wish to talk about today. Parking provision for dogs.
Oh yes Bertie? (Gail replies, with eyebrows raised quizzically.) And what prompted this particular concern?
Well do you remember how you tied me up at the 'dog park' outside the shop in Contin, on our way back from Torridon on Friday?
I do indeed Bertie. Good of the store to have special place for you, I thought. They even provided a bowl of water.
But Gail, did you not notice the overall poor quality of the facility?
Frankly Bertie, I did not. Tell me, what exactly was the problem?
Where to begin! First off, the dog parking spot was fully exposed to the elements whereas had they placed it on the other side of the door, I would have enjoyed protection from the rain. Secondly, the bowl was almost empty, containing less than a half inch of slimy, scummy water. Thirdly, given that the shop is on the increasingly popular North Coast 500 route, I think there should have been a security guard present in case some passing holidaymaker decided to kidnap me. Since Covid-19, us dogs are an increasingly valuable asset, as you know. Fourthly, you'll see that my lead is twisted around my front leg, and that should never have been allowed to happen....
Bertie, your complaints are getting increasingly ridiculous. Since when, pray, did you mind getting rained on, or balk at lapping up scummy water? As for your lead, well I think you only have yourself to blame for that. I will agree you are a most precious asset, but I was only in the shop for the time it took to buy a drink, and you were out of my sight for just a few seconds. And anyway, as far as I'm aware, kidnapping of dogs on the NC 500 is not prevalent. Really, I hope you are not turning into a grumpy old dog.
"Grumpy" "old" dog? Never!
I would like to remind you that I am a good natured and remarkably youthful looking ten year old. Who deserves valet parking.
