My facial furs have fallen more or less symmetrically either side of my snout my whole life, more or less.
So last night I decided to ring the changes and experiment with a side-parting, just for once.
But after Gail told me the words that came to mind when she saw the result were "comb over", "Bobby Charlton" (you have to be of a certain age and nationality to appreciate that one, apparently) and, horror of horrors; "Donald Trump", I realised that it might not be such a great idea after all.
What do you think?
