Oh, I feel so special. Look at me wearing my very own brand new and unique Guernsey sweater, hand-knitted by Gail.
I know that in the past I have decried certain items of dog-wear as being a bit, well, a wee bit effeminate.
So I hope you have spotted that my birthday jumper is, as well as being snug and stylish, of a most manly design and entirely appropriate for a roughty toughty terrier.
The intricate Guernsey (or 'Gansey') pattern was traditionally worn by brave seamen, and so, like Gail's language if she miscounts or drops a stitch while knitting, is not at all girlie.
But gosh, this modelling lark is quite exhausting.
Kate Moss must have more stamina than I'd realised.
Oh, did I mention I'm four years old today?
Doesn't time fly?
PS I got some pigs' ears too.