…but I am absolutely going to insist on a visit to the bar at Inverness railway station very soon.
(We all knew these so-called "cycling trips" were just a front, didn't we?)
PS Can you believe Gail is now making rude comments about my personal hygiene and saying I must have been doused with some special "antidote to kennel odour" spray before I was released from Fairways Pet Haven...
