So. I finally have my Torridon to Aberdeen chauffeur service sorted to my satisfaction. And to my bladder's satisfaction.
First leg, Torridon cottage to Beinn Eighe Visitor Centre near Kinlochewe (thirty-five minute drive).
Stop for one mile walk round the Buzzard Path. Pretty views but don't see any buzzards.
Second leg, Beinn Eighe Visitor Centre to Nairn Beach (about an hour and a half drive).
Stop for quick romp on Nairn Beach. Photographer "could do better", but is distracted by proximity of kiosk selling artisan pannacotta fudge ice cream...
Third leg, Nairn to Bin Forest near Huntly (another hour in car).
Stop for 1.5 mile forest walk. I most considerately ensure chauffeur has nice view of Aberdeenshire countryside to enjoy while I attend at length to the important business.
Fourth and final leg, home to Aberdeen (just under an hour).
Home sweet home. Dog happy. Bladder comfortable throughout.
