Quite often, on learning my name, people will say: "Bertie? Ooh yes, he looks just like a Bertie". I am wondering how many folk...

Apparently I am not allowed to gloat too much, 'cos I live with an Englishwoman, but... ....... WE WON!!!!  Scotland 25 - England 13...

Today I, Bertie, am entering YAM-Aunty's  Final Friday Fiction  challenge. The source text is P.G. Wodehouse's 'The Code of...

It is my misfortune to live with a human who is in general totally useless at birthday celebrations. So yesterday I reached the grand age ...