Oh I cannot tell you how utterly delighted I am. Bouncing with joy in fact. And so is Gail. I don't know if you remember the letter I ...

  Where it is  always windy, no matter the season.  So tell me, which way do you prefer my ears? Up? Or down? PS Long time...

Gail has been rereading an old book , a satirical novel from the 1920's by the Czech author Jaroslav Ha š ek. I was most concerned ...

Now look here you oystercatchers.... Go catch some oysters. (How hard can it be?) This is my beach! That's ...