So, now that I am back from my morning walk with my friend Sheila, I am going to explain to those of you unfamiliar with certain aspects o...

Well nearly, anyway. I was let out of 'camp' this morning. I have to tell you I was ever so slightly miffed to learn that Gail ha...

What's that Gail, you want a wee chat? Then here I am, bounce bounce, on your lap, all (exceptionally cute) ears. Well Bertie, the thi...

OK now I want to make things quite clear here. I agreed JUST THIS ONCE to wear a bandana to show my support for Scotland in their remaining...