tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post4924350577395048842..comments2023-05-17T14:21:02.133+01:00Comments on Bouncing Bertie's Blog: Matters of great gravityWFT Nobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14315143664245246248noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-62961518605608187562011-04-27T23:54:33.941+01:002011-04-27T23:54:33.941+01:00Bertie my boy how are you? Crickey I'm a bad a...Bertie my boy how are you? Crickey I'm a bad absent uncle. Should of tootled up in the zoomer and sprung you from prison. All 8.2k of me. next time Bertie just give me the nod and a wink eh?<br /><br />Wiry ones Eric xxx<br /><br />Yeah what's wrong with those leggeds pies thinking we are airedales? Or even welshies?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11534829354441811744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-83698185740711937082011-04-25T20:56:18.733+01:002011-04-25T20:56:18.733+01:00I weigh 23 lbs, but the VET said that I could stan...I weigh 23 lbs, but the VET said that I could stand to lose one. How rude. What's also rude is your imprisionment!<br /><br />Nubbin wiggles,<br />OskarOskarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04232739145599522254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-4543426211806583742011-04-19T18:48:36.916+01:002011-04-19T18:48:36.916+01:00Hee hee "pawsonal information" - love it...Hee hee "pawsonal information" - love it! We weigh about 9 kg each, our nasty human has had us both on rations as she said we were little Porkies whatever that means....grrrrr. Love your blog, you look a very bouncy chap indeed, do you do it like us from all 4's, that always gets a treat;-) Dexter & Louis xAdien Craftshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11423932977823841140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-84203817595091109932011-04-18T02:12:06.580+01:002011-04-18T02:12:06.580+01:00Hmm...this post could make for some really good bl...Hmm...this post could make for some really good blackmail...sorta like I won't reveal all these weights if you send treats to:<br /><br />Lacie Teacakes...<br /><br />Da Burgh...Pennsylvania...<br /><br />What are you doin' with this pawsonal info, Bertie?<br /><br />And YES I ONLY WEIGH 13 LBS...there are some very unkind jealous dogs who make fun of my petite backside....and don't be asking Mango if I got stuck in the tire swing at his new foster home...I was merely less slippery than usual.<br /><br />Kisses,<br /><br />Miss Lacie Not Too Many TeacakesScruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Placehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01651650855898039411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-24833925417900004392011-04-16T03:22:30.491+01:002011-04-16T03:22:30.491+01:00Bewtie
I'm so glad that sweet hamish paved the...Bewtie<br />I'm so glad that sweet hamish paved the way fow you and you wewe embwaced immediately by all the bloggie pals.<br />Thank you fow youw kind wowds to me. I was so happy that I knew HAmish and now get to see you gwow and matoowe and make him and Gail so pwoud<br />smoochie kisses<br />ASTA youw distant cousinAstahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07441676450108596063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-57449987093812922342011-04-16T00:51:39.206+01:002011-04-16T00:51:39.206+01:00Hi Bertie! We always wish to contribute to scient...Hi Bertie! We always wish to contribute to scientific study:<br /><br />Gizmo - 108#<br />Bart - 108#<br />Ruby - 88#<br /><br />Hope you meet some furiends in jail... and that Gail manages to have a good time without you.<br /><br />-Usrottroverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12040584911302243673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-11731040037506483062011-04-15T15:07:56.871+01:002011-04-15T15:07:56.871+01:00Hiya Bertie
Just to put the record stright and in ...Hiya Bertie<br />Just to put the record stright and in the interest of "factrightfulness", I'm only 74 kgs.<br />Enjoy your stay in prison - I'll send you a cake with a file in it,LOL<br />Sorry about the last one - forgot to sign it.<br />Cheers<br />Georges DadAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09467959061043989111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-71281796898017066102011-04-15T15:03:13.901+01:002011-04-15T15:03:13.901+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09467959061043989111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-4248011924806787372011-04-15T04:22:59.940+01:002011-04-15T04:22:59.940+01:00Ummm Bewtie
I am so vewy excitewed about this newl...Ummm Bewtie<br />I am so vewy excitewed about this newly planned lectoowe<br /><br />My weight is<br />19.8 lbs, not as dainty as my BFF Lacie, but then I AM a wiwe while she is a dainty Lakie, hehehe<br />now Bewtie come close as this is soopew secwet (Mommi is 139lbs and Daddi is 230, but unlike Mango, Daddi is 6'5" tall so he doesn't look quite as hefty Psssst. doNOT divulge this to anyone)<br />smoochie kisses<br />ASTAAstahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07441676450108596063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-79454995143711352202011-04-14T20:12:21.609+01:002011-04-14T20:12:21.609+01:00You WOULD ask this right after we've visited t...You WOULD ask this right after we've visited those horrid scales at the VET's office just last week. Thank goodness Moma was paying attention, 'cause they listed my weight as 29.6 pounds (and were going to prescribe my Heartworm medication accordingly) ... when in fact, I weigh a mere 19.6 pounds (just like my pal Arch). Fergi, on the other hand, is a weeeee bit ummm ... more solid? Heftier? More plump? Chunkier? Let's just say ... she weighs the same thing as Agatha. Must be something about girls. And. In case Aggie reads this ... Moma has Fergi on Weight Watchers, too. 'Cause, given an opportunity, she would SURELY eat more than one scone.<br /><br />Girls!<br /><br />Jake (and Fergi ... whose weight would be only fractionally more at sea level. She wanted you to be sure that she knows and understands this. AND, maybe if we'd ever get back to our LongWalks, she'd lose a pound or two.)TwoSpecialWireshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12821811843038285541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-59675058561482205952011-04-14T19:41:55.939+01:002011-04-14T19:41:55.939+01:00Hi Bertie
just coming back to say thanks for your ...Hi Bertie<br />just coming back to say thanks for your visit and kind comment. Fancy you being taken for an Airedale, I had a women say to me, I grew up with one of them but it was white!!! I think she ment a WFT!!!<br />George and Jan xxxGeorge The Ladhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02153242284238986801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-63703959445284521912011-04-14T16:29:32.350+01:002011-04-14T16:29:32.350+01:00AGATHA WEIGHTS 22 POUNDS????????
Wow...this comme...AGATHA WEIGHTS 22 POUNDS????????<br /><br />Wow...this comment section if full of info...<br /><br />Stanley..52 lbs.<br /><br />Scruffy 21 lbs.<br /><br />And I the daintly Lacie tip the scales at a mere<br /><br />13 lbs. Dunno what any of that is in Kg. and too lazy to convert.<br /><br />Good luck with your study, Bertie...um...you want us to spring ya from prison???<br /><br />Kisses,<br /><br />Lacie Tea Cakes Who Never Has More Than One SconeScruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Placehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01651650855898039411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-86031656573299208772011-04-14T15:33:13.753+01:002011-04-14T15:33:13.753+01:00Our combined weight is approximately 250 lbs. That...Our combined weight is approximately 250 lbs. That's just the five of us dogs, no humans included :)<br /><br />As for Malcolm Tucker - we checked him out and YIKES! He would definitely make a sailor blush. hehe<br /><br />The Road DogsRoad Dog Taleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08697788481398257374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-83114134905888848892011-04-14T14:39:11.926+01:002011-04-14T14:39:11.926+01:00Thanks Bertie, We made note of that category fur n...Thanks Bertie, We made note of that category fur next year!! You look great there though Bertie!!<br /><br />wags<br />JazziScooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12821524664278901347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-64639759317691143762011-04-14T14:22:30.068+01:002011-04-14T14:22:30.068+01:00Here's hoping your enforced jail time passes q...Here's hoping your enforced jail time passes quickly dear Bertie. Boy, your mom had better return with some good treats!<br /><br />I, Buzzy McDuff weigh a whopping 22 lbs (yes-I'm a pudgie boy)and<br /><br />Pippa Posey weighs a mere 11 lbs (cause she's recently sprung from a dastardly puppy mill and we're working on beefing her up a bit)<br /><br />Glad you're keeping busy while doing time. Looking forward to the results of your latest research.<br /><br />Hugs; Buzz&PipCamillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14278577270209960567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-6274923532859189202011-04-14T09:23:43.649+01:002011-04-14T09:23:43.649+01:00Wow, we like Riley's measuring system. Much l...Wow, we like Riley's measuring system. Much less confusing than lbs and kgs and whatnot. But mama says it's too much for her to figure out at this time of night, so Jed weighed 78 lbs about 10 days ago and Abby weighed 64 lbs. Mama's weight is a State Secret and she'd send a CIA hit team to rub you out - then us - if we spilled the beans.<br /><br />Sorry to hear about your doing hard time. You're a terrier; dig your way out. For the long term, don't you have a close friend or neighbor you could cultivate to pet sit you when Gail abandons you? We have our wonderful Aunt Janet next door.<br /><br />Jed & AbbyJed and Abby in MerryLandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00782709825274199133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-78107344000240742862011-04-14T04:33:17.083+01:002011-04-14T04:33:17.083+01:00I, Jazzi weigh a whopping 20 lbs, I have to keep a...I, Jazzi weigh a whopping 20 lbs, I have to keep a girlish figure!! I would tell you my moms weight but she is threatening me within a inch of my life if I even type one single number and, well....I kinda value my life!! BOL Shhhh.....All I can say is she is on the 100's!!<br /><br />wags<br />Jazzi and AddyScooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12821524664278901347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-16751528264129287612011-04-14T01:03:59.970+01:002011-04-14T01:03:59.970+01:00Georgie 45 lbs.
Gordy 65 lbs. (estimate)
Pesto the...Georgie 45 lbs.<br />Gordy 65 lbs. (estimate)<br />Pesto the cat 13 lbs. <br />You didn't say if cats were part of your analytical research.<br />Gordy and Georgie are unsure how much their topknots add to their weight...kippyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11715389823789274487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-21185290686284867592011-04-14T00:59:42.173+01:002011-04-14T00:59:42.173+01:00Psssttttt Bertie...It's Arch I am over here hi...Psssttttt Bertie...It's Arch I am over here hiding from my sister. She is on the internet looking up Weight Watchers programs. I am 19 pounds and she is 22 DO NOT TELL HER I TOLD YOU THIS REPEAT DO NOT TELL HER I TOLD YOU THIS or there will be a price to pay and I will be the one paying it... Love ArchAgatha and Archiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04699905563303394069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-43554505762508903172011-04-14T00:57:45.335+01:002011-04-14T00:57:45.335+01:00ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW ...ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WEIGH????BERTIE YOU NEVER EVER ASK HOW MUCH A GIRL WEIGHS(esp if her PL'S have been calling her roly poly...ARCHIEEEEEEEE BE QUIET) Listen I don't know why in heavens name you need my weight and I am afraid it has been months MONTHS since I have been on a scale so I just really don't know at all.. there I hope I haven't wrecked your next experiment... AgathaAgatha and Archiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04699905563303394069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-41827268068448850712011-04-13T23:44:02.424+01:002011-04-13T23:44:02.424+01:00You sure are going to be busy with your lecture. H...You sure are going to be busy with your lecture. Hope the jail, I mean kennel will provide good lighting and a desk<br />Benny & LilyTwo French Bulldogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10504475675258871866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-86786180695786376502011-04-13T23:14:57.442+01:002011-04-13T23:14:57.442+01:00Hey Bertie!
I guess your right about light bendin...Hey Bertie!<br /><br />I guess your right about light bending cause I am always upset when the sun light bends somewhere else after I just got all comfy in the sun light. <br /><br />Me I weigh 2.3 kg<br /><br />Gee, I miss you already and cannot wait for you to return from prison or ah er, I mean the doggie kennel.<br /><br />Hang in there Bertie!<br /><br />woo woos, TessaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-60398943424475952262011-04-13T21:05:30.951+01:002011-04-13T21:05:30.951+01:00Dear Bertie,
As a Golden Retriever my chosen meas...Dear Bertie,<br /><br />As a Golden Retriever my chosen measurement of weight has to be food, so I can tell you that I weigh 2.6 bags full, whereas Enzo, the young pup, weighs exactly (at last visit to the vets) one bag full of my food. You see a "bag full" is the best way to measure me as I have learnt that I can eat my own weight in sixty days and remain the same size. Less than sixty days and there are serious noises coming from my mum and our vet, more than sixty days and there are even odder noises coming from me, but at around sixty days there are no gravitational effects and complete silence!<br /><br />However my measurement system gets confusing as young Enzo consumes a different food (which I find extremely tasty whenever I can get little pieces of it) but he only weighs 0.7 of a bag of his food and as he eats it he gets bigger! Remember he is currently one bag full of my food so shouldn’t change size (because that is the whole purpose of my measurement unit) but mum is constantly feeding “his food” to him and giving him extra meals. Now I know that I sit a lot, so there is definitely a gravitational pull of the food from my mouth to my rear end, but perhaps in an active puppy that is constantly running around and trying to chase and jump on me this doesn’t happen. <br /><br />What I can't figure out is if there is a different density to his food, if my food exerts a different gravitational pull through my body so my own weight remains consistent, and if "his food" will make him grow to the size of the food bag (which is currently bigger than he is but only 0.54 of my weight)? <br /><br />So what does it all mean oh great scientific one, and where are you on the great dog food scale (or does the food you eat have no gravitational effect on you)?<br /><br />Woofs,<br />RileyThe Life of Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03042517508689233894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-27919126554738324312011-04-13T20:53:14.860+01:002011-04-13T20:53:14.860+01:00Dear Bertie
We do hope your time in prison isn...Dear Bertie<br /><br />We do hope your time in prison isn't too awful for you. Would you like us to send you a shovel in a very large slice of liver cake, nobody would suspect...... Just let us know where you will be OK?<br /><br />Here are our weights...........<br /><br />Molly 28kg<br />Monty 20kg<br />Taffy 10kg<br />Winnie 9 kg.<br /><br /><br />Looking forward to your next lecture.<br /><br />Molly, Taffy, Monty and WinnieThe Black and Tans.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10360438492264923695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-18242198736440944632011-04-13T18:16:18.110+01:002011-04-13T18:16:18.110+01:00hey Bertie,
I will gladly contribute to your scie...hey Bertie,<br /><br />I will gladly contribute to your scientific research! I love science! And bones. Last time I was weighed I came in at a staggering 85 pounds. Porgy, the parrot, weighs about 355 grams. <br /><br />Sorry about prison. Hope you have a short sentence. If you get time in the yard, maybe you and some others can plan a breakout.<br /><br />SukaSukahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16009318011921074536noreply@blogger.com