tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post7508585472850893309..comments2023-05-17T14:21:02.133+01:00Comments on Bouncing Bertie's Blog: Your favourite Bouncing Boffin returns!WFT Nobbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14315143664245246248noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-57515026536943056442012-07-05T10:12:23.203+01:002012-07-05T10:12:23.203+01:00Hi Bertie,
I want to know how my human’s world ha...Hi Bertie,<br /><br />I want to know how my human’s world has changed from “42” to “Higgs” when everything seems just the same to me while she looks so perplexed by this piece of news. Am I missing something truly important or is this just a small matter of no particular importance?<br /><br />Woofs, <br />RileyThe Life of Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03042517508689233894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-91283821706688069262012-07-05T05:07:06.127+01:002012-07-05T05:07:06.127+01:00hey Bertie,
TOP SECRET!!!! CLASSIFIED!!!! FYEO!...hey Bertie,<br /><br />TOP SECRET!!!! CLASSIFIED!!!! FYEO!!!!!! {for your eyes only}<br /><br />Pawsome glasses! You look like such an intellect I am actually a bit intimidated!<br /><br />O.K., I came up with three pressing questions:<br /><br />1. Why did humans design fire hydrants to look just like dog urinals? Since it was not meant to be a dog urinal they should not have designed it as such. Very confusing.<br /><br />2. Why does my human, K, talk to me at times like I am a 6-month old baby? She uses a high-pitched baby voice when talking to me and calls me goofy names that rhyme with my name, Suka. This especially occurs if I do something she deems appropriate or if she has not seen me in a while. This can be rather embarrassing at times.<br /><br />2. Where does my poop go? I have noticed a very disturbing pattern that when I poop my human collects it and it disappears. What is going on?! Where is it going?! Is my poop magic to humans?! I don't know if I should be honored or very afraid.<br /><br />I do hope you can shed some light on these questions. Thank you in advance for your responses. <br /><br />SukaSukahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16009318011921074536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-54957103247006838262012-07-05T01:15:40.665+01:002012-07-05T01:15:40.665+01:00Gosh-
you must have studied somewhere very import...Gosh- <br />you must have studied somewhere very important to be so educated! You have so much knowledge stored into your body.<br />I don't understand why barking in my household is a problem. I need to talk too.<br />love<br />tweedlesTweedles -- that's mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01349728497621875670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-18914140930134257942012-07-04T11:56:40.961+01:002012-07-04T11:56:40.961+01:00Glad to see you back to your Boffin ways Bertie, f...Glad to see you back to your Boffin ways Bertie, frankly I think everything my humans do is bizarre, and I look forward to hearing your diagnosis'.<br /><br />Love and licks, Winnie xElaine Pritchardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14080539206900278289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-65652193021627153422012-07-04T09:02:29.118+01:002012-07-04T09:02:29.118+01:00No, Bertie. It's 'Swiss-German' as in ...No, Bertie. It's 'Swiss-German' as in 'extremely strict'. I do like your take, though :)<br /><br />I'm sorry you felt threatened by yesterday's billboard. No worries, you're safe! Just ignore the line about pets and focus on the part about weird human friends and relatives :)<br /><br />Keep on wagging,<br />TootsieBicontinental Dachshundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333834293290654277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-16871767690925644722012-07-04T03:16:03.851+01:002012-07-04T03:16:03.851+01:00why can't i eat 3 meals a day like humans
why...why can't i eat 3 meals a day like humans<br /><br />why can't i attack the postman.<br /><br />why can't i kill my annoying brother.<br /><br />TOP SECRETUrban Smoothie Readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14684916037394448509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-82230675359377024102012-07-03T21:57:01.763+01:002012-07-03T21:57:01.763+01:00Oh Bertie. What important and interesting work you...Oh Bertie. What important and interesting work you do. Of course there be lots of things. Like why do staring really hard at whatever peoples is eating make TNP and Grandpaw give me stuff, but not Mum? I has a theory about greediness on that one, but I is sure you can help.<br /><br />Also, I see some others have mentioned similar... when that thing called football on TV I really does not understand what to do. TMP gets very distressed but wont let me comfort him. Only sometimes he gets really excited and jumps up and down and I jump up and down with him, only, I doesn't know why.<br /><br />Why is it not acceptable to bark at childrens/the gas delivery man/bin man/postman etc.Arran, Arthur and Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09300694241547704526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-46136341389701698522012-07-03T18:07:08.228+01:002012-07-03T18:07:08.228+01:00THANK DOG someone is willing to tackle the human b...THANK DOG someone is willing to tackle the human behavior mystery. Where do I begin ...<br /><br />1. Why does my assistant insist on dressing me up in silly costumes<br /><br />2. Why does she go to work (and leave me behind) each day when she clearly doesn't care for it much?<br /><br />3. Why am I not allowed to eat cheeseburgers all day long?<br /><br />I will be back with more questions. <br /><br />Your pal, PipThe Daily Pip https://www.blogger.com/profile/17071013559078816245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-21113890082704980012012-07-03T18:05:40.420+01:002012-07-03T18:05:40.420+01:00But Tootise, surely a Swiss-German diet must be fo...But Tootise, surely a Swiss-German diet must be fondue, spätzli, wurst and Rivella. Where's the problem?WFT Nobbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14315143664245246248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-23629936085932250252012-07-03T12:27:57.264+01:002012-07-03T12:27:57.264+01:00TOP SECRET. Bertie, thank goodness for the return...TOP SECRET. Bertie, thank goodness for the return of the boffin. Now, I know you will be swamped with questions, many of which, I have to say, are similar to many I wanted to ask so I'm going for a different one, one that has bothered me for some time - why is it that two (relatively) normal two legged ones become noisy, cuss a fair bit and rather over-excited when they watch a game on TV involving two teams, a rectangular pitch, an oval shaped ball (something they refer to as a rugby ball??), 30 he two legged ones, 15 of each wearing the same 'jerseys' (whatever they are) and there's always one poor two legged one, who runs up and down the pitch, a lot, who She yells at at lot - She calls him things like 'stupid', 'blind' and a few more unrepetables. They become very excited during times called Heineken Cup and Six Nations. What on EARTH is this about Mr BBB?<br /><br />Woof<br /><br />GrouchoGrouchohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455093858885446250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-32146710771058790552012-07-03T08:18:56.712+01:002012-07-03T08:18:56.712+01:00Bertie, thanks so much for taking up this project....Bertie, thanks so much for taking up this project. I think it's an excellent idea.<br /><br />How about this: they walk me and walk me and walk me some more, and they have the nerve to also keep me on an ultra-strict Swiss-German diet. My explanation is that they lack a basic understanding of canine metabolism. Sure, before I joined this family I used to be twice my current weight and had gotten so sick I had to have surgery, but those are just details, really.Bicontinental Dachshundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333834293290654277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-39800703181794883962012-07-03T07:53:51.021+01:002012-07-03T07:53:51.021+01:00We've mostly got mama pretty well trained. Sh...We've mostly got mama pretty well trained. She knows how to get out of bed on command, even in the middle of the night, and is responsive to cues that it is feeding time twice a day. She is pretty good about opening the door and letting us in and out - and in and out and in and out - although she does grumble about it sometimes. And if she gets too involved watching the picture box, she does respond and get out of her chair to tend to our needs when Jed sits right in front of her and blocks the screen. <br /><br />Guess our major question is why she yells at us for doing some of our jobs [digging for rodents, snatching birds out of the air - which we have both successfully done] and praises us for doing our other jobs, like guarding the estate. Do you think this inconsistency can be cured with additional training? Also, we would like more outings and less of the Cone of Shame just because Jed is fond of chewing holes in his legs. Any suggestions for achieving these goals would be greatly appreciated. Please do not suggest destroying the Cone; Jed has done this several times and mama just drags in another one.<br /><br />Thank you, Professor Boffin. We eagerly anticipate your thoughtful advice.<br /><br />Jed & AbbyJed and Abby in MerryLandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00782709825274199133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-21378118213435939822012-07-02T13:16:21.270+01:002012-07-02T13:16:21.270+01:00Hey Bertie Bud,
I'm a golden retriever - so I ...Hey Bertie Bud,<br />I'm a golden retriever - so I accept ALL humans with all their quirks. But sometimes my human doesn't understand other humans (that, in itself is a question), but there's one thing, in particular, that bothers her:<br />"Why do men pick their noses in traffic"<br />My answer...to most of these questions: "Because they can!"<br />What do you think?<br />Lotsalicks<br />TOBY IN SOUTH AFRICAMaxmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03352085013260757004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-76506499433790573852012-07-02T05:57:43.827+01:002012-07-02T05:57:43.827+01:00Bert you look so handsome on your pictures, You l...Bert you look so handsome on your pictures, You loo so brave while wearing that cool eye glass :D<br /><br /><a href="http://www.petstreetmall.com/Shock-Collars.aspx" rel="nofollow"> Dog Shock Collar </a> | <a href="http://puppybond.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Puppy Bond</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03896596488418701594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-17777203613086517882012-07-02T05:16:12.379+01:002012-07-02T05:16:12.379+01:00This is great Bertie.
First, I do need to say tha...This is great Bertie. <br />First, I do need to say that you look terrific in your glasses. <br />I do wonder how can they be so slow to keep the food/water bowl filled at all times. You would think that for my health, this would be top priority. <br />Also why is that when I go outside, and just doing my job and protecting my yards from the tree rats and I have to verbally let them know to get out of my yard that I, Jazzi get yelled at!! They are not very appreciative one bit.<br /><br />wags<br />JazziScooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12821524664278901347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-21017922336846141012012-07-02T02:02:46.570+01:002012-07-02T02:02:46.570+01:00Bertie, we don't even know where to start...so...Bertie, we don't even know where to start...sometimes SHE is completely unfathomable. Reading, for one thing, when we should be out exploring the river. Or that bath thing...<br />Being stingy with treats....Or, SHE's always cold and whatever little hair SHE has covering HER, SHE shaves off.....crazy!!!<br /><br />If you can work them out Bertie, we think there's a Nobel Peace Prize in it for you.<br /><br />XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & RoxyBella Roxy & Macduihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10268052368797347239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-73172506945550039862012-07-01T22:30:46.919+01:002012-07-01T22:30:46.919+01:00You look very intelligent in those glasses Bertie....You look very intelligent in those glasses Bertie. Moms always have excuses for not posting, bla, bla, bla<br />Benny & LilyTwo French Bulldogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10504475675258871866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-78606411756214923372012-07-01T22:23:30.192+01:002012-07-01T22:23:30.192+01:00This is a little embarassing but can you pls expla...This is a little embarassing but can you pls explain to my pets AND my stupid bf why I am very moody once a month and what they can do to ease the pain.Sankissjuicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268496501189810948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-39520352945013813632012-07-01T18:19:32.098+01:002012-07-01T18:19:32.098+01:00Lets ask the question why do they go into the litt...Lets ask the question why do they go into the little room and use the same place to do their business on what they call the commode when they can be out in the fresh air letting the stink blow away and why do they waste tissue, I don't need to, I could be playing with the roll.<br />Sweet William The ScotSweet William The Scothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18230298902594046758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-53826772373852124382012-07-01T17:46:12.522+01:002012-07-01T17:46:12.522+01:00Hey Buddy.... I just got your Email/Snail Mail thi...Hey Buddy.... I just got your Email/Snail Mail thingy... BUTT I did send you another special email... Let me Know. THANKSFrankie Furter and Erniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06667365633354170385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-5885697717180941302012-07-01T17:38:49.146+01:002012-07-01T17:38:49.146+01:00TOP SECRET........ Bertie this is just Brillia...TOP SECRET........ Bertie this is just Brilliant... here is just ONE of the like 87 bazillion thingys that I wonder about..<br /> WHY do THEY keep all the GRRRRRREAT Foodables... Fur themselves? THEY are SOOOO stingy... just a tiny Squirrel sized SPECK left on Bowls and Plates... fur LICKING... NOT enough fur a GOOD Tummy Filling????<br /> PEE S.... I really Do need your Snail Mail Addy... I just sent a new email about it. I'm just sayin...Frankie Furter and Erniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06667365633354170385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-2232101890039627672012-07-01T16:20:05.815+01:002012-07-01T16:20:05.815+01:00Oh wow, this will be so helpful! The others have a...Oh wow, this will be so helpful! The others have asked some really great questions. I guess my biggest question would have to be, "Why does Momma go to some weird place called a 'gym' and come back all hot and sweaty, but then she says she's too tired to take a longer walk??"Matilda the Boxerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14302873528782783661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-43531789663121908362012-07-01T15:55:50.023+01:002012-07-01T15:55:50.023+01:00Oh fun you look so smart in those glasses! We Fi...Oh fun you look so smart in those glasses! We Finn's question too but my biggest question why do the humans spend so much time on the computer? You cant eat it, you cant chew it or chase it so what the heck is the appeal?<br /><br />urban houndstubby3pughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01315017048832512111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-56541337550819427682012-07-01T15:08:58.663+01:002012-07-01T15:08:58.663+01:00My Mom does what she calls sewwing. She gets what...My Mom does what she calls sewwing. She gets what she calls a project and keeps at it for hours and days. Hours and days of which I get little or no attention. She does remember to feed me and if I approach her, she talks very sweetly to me, but for the most part her mind is on her sewwing. So what should I do to get more attention from her? Pull the plug on her sewwing machine? Awaiting advice, Stella who really never thought to be seeking advice from you, Bertie!Jo's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07004590496962477481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5030432357826707438.post-71508684799932648522012-07-01T13:07:01.783+01:002012-07-01T13:07:01.783+01:00TOP SECRET - - Thank you for this post. I have TO...TOP SECRET - - Thank you for this post. I have TONS of questions too. The main one is - - why do THEY wake me up EARLY 5 days out of the week and then GET ANNOYED when I wake them up the other 2?!?!? I don't understand AT ALL. Sheesh. By the way, I usually wake them up at 5:30 am. Perfect time for eating, eh?Finnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14581936860329336158noreply@blogger.com