Friday 31 March 2017

You're going WHERE?


Gail, did I hear this right?

You are going away for a 'mini-break' with our neighbour Yvonne, and your destination is St. Petersburg?

That's St. Petersburg, Russia, formerly Leningrad, right?

You are going to Russia and you are not taking me with you?

But I am Yvonne's favourite dog. She said so just the other day!

And who will check the pee-mail for you in your St. Petersburg hotel bedroom....?

What do you mean "Let's not go there Bertie".

It seems that you are most definitely going there and I am not.

Oh well. I guess a Boys' Weekend here with Yvonne's husband Neil is not such a bad alternative.

In fact, I think Neil is my favourite human.

So there!

28 comments:

  1. Just make shure Gail duzn't stay in da hotel room dat our President did. Might be ALL KINDS of pee-mail in there.

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    1. Bol, bol... yeah, I'd avoid any of da hotel rooms da Donald's been visitin...

      Make sure ya give her da Stink Eye when she gits back fur leavin' ya behind....

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  2. Well Bertie, I think you'll have much more fun with Neil, than you will trailing round all those old buildings with Gail and Yvonne. My peeps have been there, and say it isn't really a doggy holiday place.

    Love,
    Inca xx

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  3. Poor Bertie! Not sure you would like the plane ride, in the hold! Besides, a weekend hanging out with the lads has its advantages too. Cooked breakfast might be on the menu. There might even be pizza for dinner. Plenty of scope for fun. Have a brilliant time, Gail!

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  4. Oh that is super great!!!! my granny would love to travel back to her favourite city :o) But to spend some time with Neil sounds like a good plan too... imagine what fabulous things you can do together ;o)

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  5. Bertie,

    Just think of all the things that you can do with Neil on a Lads only weekend. Should be loads of fun

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  6. Hari OM
    OMD Bertie, left behind again??? I just hope you and Neil can get into some good stuff whilst the gals are away, so that you can yawn disdainfully when Gail returns...
    {meanwhile, Gail, I'sa bit green with jelly! Take lots of foties...} hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  7. Hope you guys have a good weekend.

    Teka Toy.

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  8. Order up plenty of TREATS for youself and Neil while the girls are away Bertie...have funs Gail
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  9. Dear Bertie, My mom majored in Russian studies in college and always wanted to walk along the Nevsky Prospekt... so please ask Gail if she will take a photo for her. And, despite your concerns, please tell her that we wish her a wonderful time!!!

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  10. I can't believes she's abandoning you!! you and Neil need to have EXTRA lots of fun. (My Boy's name is Neil and he's a totally pawesome human too, so I know you'll have fun.)

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  11. Oh Bertie WTG you got the last word in FOR SURE. OMCs just think of the fun you and Neil will have, not bathing, no bed making, watching the TVeess and eating (un) healthy snacks.

    What a wonderful trip for Gail and Yvonne. We hope they have a ton of fun
    Hugs madi and mom

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  12. Wow! Awesome. She better send postcards
    Lily & Edward

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  13. Russia??!!?? Make sure Gail says hello to our president while she's over there. He might not be there but we are sure his soul is there.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  14. OMD BERTIE... we can NOT believe that Miss Gail is going to Russia with OUT you.
    WE think that YOU and NEIL should plan fur a NIGHTLY trip to the PUB to ward off any sad thoughts while SHE is gone.

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  15. You tell her Bertie!!! That is so not fair!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  16. Bertie - Look on the bright side you'll avoid long literary readings of Pushkin.

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  17. Bertie, it sounds like a good opportunity for you and Neil to kick up your heels. Just think of all the good mischief you two might get into together while the girls are gone.

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  18. You fellas will have a grand time...party on, Bertie!

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  19. oh dear poor bertie gail better bring you back something tasty

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    1. Gail says Re St Petersburg explosion: A close shave. We were in Nevsky Prospect Metro at the time of the explosion but managed to get to the airport by bus and are now in transit in Frankfurt. Looking forward to seeing Bertie...

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    2. Wonderful news to know that you are safe and headed home.

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  21. Thank goodness you and Yvonne are on your way home safely!!!
    Many hugs madi and mom

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  22. I feel your pain my dear Bertie. Tom is trapesing all over the place and Leaving me home too.

    Wags
    Addi

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  23. Glad you are on your way home, and safe! Bertie may enjoy a short Guys' Weekend, but we know he wants YOU!

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  24. Wow, so glad to hear you are okay Gail, take care and let us nose all you news soon
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  25. Thank you for checking in!!! Glad you are OK!!

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