So here I am, with my newly broadened horizons, all anxious to discuss matters pertaining to Britain's relationship with the rest of Europe and The World, and explain to my pals the particular allure of foreign female miniature dachshunds, only to find all the posts and trees 'decorated' with messages about the latest dog-owner versus cyclist spat on the Deeside Way and other such local tittle tattle.
Oh wait a minute, what's this I detect here? A short but globally-relevant pee-mail.
It reads "No to Donald Trump!"
I shall add my wholehearted affirmation of this particular message.
Perhaps we're not so provincial after all...
P.S. Please don't miss the opportunity to contribute to my very important Pee-hD Research Project (see previous post). The more data the better!