I was chomping my way through my kibble last Saturday morning when I heard this on the radio:
"The England tail failed to wag".
Maybe some of my readers are unaware that England's cricket team is currently touring in India, and that they lost the most recent game against the host nation.
Anyway, it seems this business of the non-wagging tail contributed to the defeat.
I am thinking perhaps I should fly out there right away and give 'our boys' the benefit of my expertise in this area.
What do you think?
Oh, it seems that some pup has beaten me to it...
Or maybe not. I didn't see much tail wagging going on there.
Now which is the quickest way to Mumbai?
After the weather in Aberdeen this week I could do with some warmth...
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