"I'm expected to go there in that sandbox?
"As if I were a cat?
"I need to be outside.
"When I said outside, this was not what I had in mind. Look, this ship is moving all over the place. If I lift my leg I might topple overboard into the North Sea.
"I think I shall wait until we reach Newcastle. It can't be long now surely."
I am wondering how long my friends can go without needing to pee.
Do smaller or older pups need to go more often?
Is it a breed specific thing?
And what about gender?
It occurs to me that this topic merits a proper scientific study. And who better to conduct the research than your very own Bouncing Boffin!
I am hoping my readers can provide me with data, on which I can conduct an in-depth analysis in my own inimitable style.
So, all I need you to do is leave me a comment stating your age, gender, breed, weight and length of time you can go before you need to pee. You can tell me about your friends too.
The more data the better, so please feel free to include any additional information - hard facts or even anecdotes - you might consider relevant (in the broadest sense).
In compliance with the usual ethical data protection principles, strict confidentiality will apply...(sort of).