Friday 16 October 2015

Is she teasing me about Donald Trump?


So there I was in the park early this morning, practicing my best terrier pose (the one that often earns me treats) when I suddenly spotted something new.

Of course I had to investigate.

What on earth are these green objects with holes in them? I had a good sniff around but was none the wiser so I looked to Gail for an explanation.


"Well Bertie I think it must be a new golf course. I did read in the newspaper that Donald Trump was planning to extend his existing horrible golf resort. You know, the one he built all over the beautiful, unique and supposedly protected area of sand dunes north of Aberdeen. I guess he has been forced to scale back his more grandiose plans, him being so busy campaigning to become president of the USA and all that, and this is the result".

Friends, please reassure me that none of what Gail said above is actually true.

14 comments:

  1. I is VERY impressed with the posing Bertie and I finks you deserve loads of treats!!!!
    Did you 'mark' the golf course 'cos then it would be YOURS not this Trump fellas?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. oh no - not the dreaded mini golf - at least it is a basic straight forward one and not in the shape of all animals like the ones here :)

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  3. Oh good grief! Let's hope that Gail IS just pulling your tail and not being serious! BOL!
    Wally & Sammy

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  4. Hari Om
    OMD "Daft Guff"... maybe there is a local entrepreneur hoping to Trump the furriner??? Wouldn't that be wonderfurs???!!! The fellow ought be told he needs to take citizenship here before trumping all over oor country... and making ridiculous statements about whether or not we plant windmills. Don Quixote he is not... Bertie lad, follow Princess Leah's advice!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  5. that's a cool playground Bertie... and that little holes are for... ummmm ... well ya know what hehehe

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    1. Brings a new meaning to a 'hole in one'...

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  6. Extra treats for the beautiful pose. Please don't talk about Donald Trump. Bleh......

    -Ruby and Otto

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  7. Ummmmmmmm.....Let's just say, we wouldn't be surprised if it was true....sigh.
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  8. BERTIE
    GAIL IS PULLING YOUR WFT LEG...SHE IS SUCH A TEASE...I KNOW FOR A FACT THE DONALD WOULD NOT BUILD SOMETHING AS FUN AS A PUTT PUTT COURSE....
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFF

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  9. Donald Trump should stop blabbing and buy us all treats
    Lily & Edward

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  10. We don't trust that man so keep your guard up!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  11. First of all, did you christen them all? We hate to admit it, but we think some of our aunties are Trumpeteers.....

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  12. Dear Bertie:
    If the Trumpster shows his face in your parts, please bark at him non stop.
    Love,
    Tootsie

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  13. I heard he uses da family lhasa apso for hairplugs.

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