Really, you will be grateful that there is no photo attached to this post.
From page 3 of the 'i' newspaper this morning:
Adams: I trampoline in nude with my dog Gerry Adams enjoys trampolining naked with his dog, he has revealed. Talking to radio station Newstalk, the Sinn Fein leader was asked about the leisure activity. "Yeah, I do it naked," he said. "The dog does it with me. It saves taking him for a walk".
Gail tells me that quarter of a century ago, this Irish republican leader was deemed a terrorist so dangerous that his voice was always dubbed in news reports on the BBC.
Hi, I'm Bertie, a wire-haired fox terrier pup. I live with Gail in Aberdeen, Scotland. An old Westie called Hamish used to live here but he died on 18th February 2010 (exactly the same day I was born). People tell me that he used to have a blog and that I have big pawprints to fill. That's a bit too much responsibility for a very young puppy - and anyway, I intend to make my own mark!
(Gail says that Hamish could certainly have taught me a thing or two about marking stuff....)