Sunday 27 February 2011

Feeling used

Last week, Gail completed an online 'Health and Safety' assessment for working at home on her computer.

Perhaps wisely, she decided not to be entirely straightforward when answering the questions about her preferred laptop resting place...

Should I report her?

Oh and I would like to know if I am alone in being exploited this manner?

21 comments:

  1. Oh Bertie, I, Hootie am also often used as a furry desk for Mommy's laptop. Glad to see I am not alone. Well, to be truthful, I kind of jump up on her lap and force myself into becoming a breathing desk! bol. Love the photos here.
    Smooches,
    Hootie

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  2. lol!!! Bertie I thinks she should think of your "Health and Safety"
    you might loose the spring in your legs if she keeps using you like that! or may be thats what shes thinking!
    See Yea George xxx

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  3. A health and safety questionnaire for working at home ? The mind boggles.

    Bertie - Milton Keynes might as well be New York. If there's travel involved make sure Gail takes the address of a pet shop. Absence equals guily assuaging toys !

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  4. Only report Gail is she ever mistakes your nose for her mouse, and starts doing strange things with it!

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  5. I think you should report her for sure! My Mum has a computer that has to sit on a desk. I think it would crush me!

    ~lickies, Ludo

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  6. Quite a circumstance you have. If you report her, will your services be farmed out to other humans who require an ergonomic laptop rest?

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  7. Won't you get too hot from the heat of that laptop?

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  8. So, Bertie, do you think its possible if you report Gail, that she might get Fined and have to pay some money that might be better spent on Bertie toys, Bertie Foods, Bertie Treatz? Be a little careful there, Bertie!

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  9. You look pretty comfy there Bertie! We are not used in this manner -- something about hair getting in the works -- but we would like it...

    -Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

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  10. nnnaaaaaa, don't report her cause she won't let you use it as a warmer any more
    Benny & Lily

    Pee S. word verification "lies"
    BOL

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  11. Pawhaps Bewtie, Gail is twing to get inspiwation into the pootew diwectly fwom you.Didn't it get awfully wawm?
    Mommi uses hews in bed lots of time, but I've nevew been undew it, just next to
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  12. No Bertie you is not alone. Sometimes I get on Mommy's lap and then she has to works and I don't wants to move and waaaaalaaaaa - I'm a Desk!!!!

    Meja

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  13. It's got a mouse, why not a dog!!!!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  14. My mom person does not have a laptop, so I am spared that indignity!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  15. Oh Bertie, you must tell her not to mention such things. M.O.M's laptop ends up in strange places too so let's just keep that between us!!
    Hugs and wags, Mistaya and Maggie

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  16. You've got no case, Bertie. You're not restrained and are perfectly able to move any time you want. In fact, the only 'creature' whose health and safety is at risk is probably the computer. Mama once had to have her desk top comupter worked on and the repair dude actually gasped aloud when he saw the amount of dog hair inside the tower thingie. You don't shed, do you?

    Jed & Abby

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  17. You are definitely being used. Our mom works from home and never ever puts her lap top on our furry selves. She does let us (me actually) sit on her chair and use the laptop -- but no way Jose will we reverse the protocol and let the lap top sit on us. In any case, as dogs, we're not sure we even have laps!!! Ask Gail, she'll know.

    Wirey love,

    Jake

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  18. Oh Bertie you crack us up. Look at the Bertie sandwich!! Is the yaptop as warm as as mom's lap?

    Thankfully my mom doesn't have a yaptop yet. When I want to be aggravating, I walk back and forth in front of her monitor then bat her hands when she moves the mouse.
    Hugs Madi

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  19. OF COURSE YOU ARE BEING USED WHY CAN'T EVERYONE SEE THIS we are calling Scotland Yard(do they come to Scotland?Archie thinks so so that makes me think no) Let me ask you this ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR IT??? WHATS THAT???no... right There I rest my case(plus all this calpitalizing hurts your feet) And listen say the word if you want us to come and "talk" to Maisie..... Prissy head.... AND YOU??? SHOW SOME COURAGE MAN..BE PROUD WHEN THEY LOWER THOSE BARS YOU ARE A WIRE MAN....I think you need to skip ahead a little to the chapter on Bringing out the Inner Terrier in you...... PULL THOSE SHOULDERS BACK... and listen tell Gordon you are a TERRIER .....maybe he doesn't know...Love Agatha and Arch

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  20. Bewtie Dawling
    I sooo undewstand that you wewe busy. While Colin was a deew and so vewy polite, I do pwefew my fuwwy boyz like you.
    I'm glad you liked my gown though. It was a bit of a squeeze, but I finally wiggled into it
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  21. I'm too wriggly to be a desk!
    Miro

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